Does your family accuse you of being a little “nutty”? Has an ex said you were a “nutcase” at least once? Has an elderly person called you a “tough nut to crack?”
I’m no rocket scientist, but it seems to me that you have a weird connection to nuts. You should probably get that checked out, but before you do, try our hazelnut flavored coffee; Tough Nut.

Hazelnut + coffee = perfection.